SHOWGIRLS! THE MUSICAL! to Open at The Kraine Theatre, 4/17

Showgirls! The Musical! is the unauthorized musical parody of the cult classic film, Showgirls, brought to you by the twisted minds behind "Bayside! The Saved by the Bell Musical!"

"Showgirls!" follows the beautiful drifter with a secret past, Nomi, as she goes from Stripper to Showgirl in Las Vegas. What will Nomi sacrifice on her rise to fame? Who will she sleep with along the way? Will she ever like brown rice and vegetables?

You'll be thrusting in your seat to songs about fashion (I'd Look Great In a Versace), romance (F*cking Underwater), songs about dance instruction (D*ncing Aint F*cking, Girl), cautionary tales (Don't Lick that Pole, Girl) and much much much more!

Warning: Contains suggestive language, suggestive dancing, erotic dancing, questionable dancing, nudity, nipples on ice, thrusting, and material and acting that may not be appropriate for children under the age of 18. Or adults over the age of 100. Or small animals.

Showgirls! The Musical! will play The Kraine Theatre (85 East 4th Street), April 17, 18, 19, 20. 24, 25, 26, 27. May 1, 2, 3, 4. All Shows at 8 PM. Tickets: $18 Advance/ $20 door. For Tickets and Brown Rice & Vegetable Recipes: ShowgirlsTheMusical.com.

Like Showgirls! on Facebook: facebook.com/showgirlsthemusical and follow Nomi on Twitter @showgirlmusical.

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