Here's what really happened. Decades ago, Bernadette knew she'd land this role but miss out on a nom. So, she dedicated herself to just enough charitable work each year so that this year she'd be recognized with a humanitarian award.
^that's exactly right. And at that time, after Bernadette settled on BROADWAY BARKS as the token of her philanthropy, she started writing her Isabelle Stevenson Award acceptance:
The sun comes up, I think about dogs The coffee cup, I think about dogs I love dogs so It's like I'm losing my mind
The morning ends, I think about dogs I talk to friends And think about dogs
And do dogs know It's like I'm losing my mind?
All afternoon, doing every matinee It's "bow wow wow wow wow" What was I thinking while playing Desiree? Send in the Cairns! Send in a Chow!
I dim the lights Give schnauzers some hugs, Spend sleepless nights And think about pugs
EACH SHIH-TSU LOVES ME! Some critics think I'm a hag! The best ovations END UP IN JAN MAXWELL'S BAG!
Some say my Sally, "it seethes too much with rage Her top notes are a fright Sometimes she'll FREEZE in the middle of the stage Not turning left! Not turning right!"
All through the show as I chase after Ben Stone I see a West Highland White This special tony is throwing me a bone For saving muts!
I'M GOING NUTS!
I dim the lights And think of a poodle Spend sleepless nights While losing my noodle
BROTTWEILERS LOVE ME! BRANTLEY WON'T MAKE UP HIS MIND!
"All afternoon, doing every matinee It's "bow wow wow wow wow" What was I thinking while playing Desiree? Send in the Cairns! Send in a Chow!"
"Some say my Sally, "it seethes too much with rage Her top notes are a fright Sometimes she'll FREEZE in the middle of the stage Not turning left! Not turning right!"
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Posted: 5/2/12 at 01:46am