Normally I would be happy for a Cyrano revival. It's a great play and definitely deserves a revival but they're asking for STRONG BRITISH ACCENTS for a French play. Sounds like they're starting off on the wrong foot.
"Who the heck runs this theater? It's awful. Awful choices."
All you ever need to say is Roundabout. We immediately associate bland performances, miscasting and bad direction with the name Roundabout.
When I was in the UK recently, someone gave me driving directions and said "Go to the next roundabout..." I started crying and said "Please don't make me" before I realized they were talking about a road and not a theater company.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
They MUST already have a name attached. I can't imagine them doing this without star power. What would be the point? Unless of course this is a "new" play like AFTER MISS JULIE... which wasn't a new play at all, if you ask me.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
So true, Gotham. I did enjoy ROAD TO MECCA (which was grounded by Harris' extraordinary and egregiously overlooked performance by the Tony Committee) and SONS OF THE PROPHET. But over 85% of Roundabout's work comes across like stock.
And yet we all keep going. Oy!
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
This isn't even an AFTER MISS JULIE situation...they're doing the Rostand play that was just done five years ago. Maybe the rights are cheap.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Let's see: whose TV shows just got cancelled and are now free for fall run?
Ashley Judd as Roxanne? Leslie Bibb? Amanda Peet?
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
I think I just threw up in my mouth with those suggestions... Though they can cast one of the hotties from GCB as Christian and I'll be all over that like ham on rye.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
They like to reuse people, so we'll probably get Santino Fontana or Adam Driver as Christian.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Sitting here trying to think of a Cyrano from the Roundabout talent pool. And at a loss. Very curious who it would go to. Jim Dale would be interesting, though he's a bit long in the tooth at this point. And he wouldn't sell tickets.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
Adam Driver ain't hot enough for Christian. Give me Santino. Or even better, Pablo Schreiber. In his costume from DESIRE UNDER THE ELMS.... Or, y'know, just plain naked.
OR AN ALL-AFRICAN AMERICAN CAST. DONE.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
It's gonna be Whoopi Goldberg as Cyrano. My friend Kyle's friend Heather told him.
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 -
"What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians?
Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
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Posted: 5/21/12 at 03:08pm